Wednesday, March 28, 2007

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hey guz im totally back! sry 4 the few days absence ive been on a helicopter out 2 isla nublar but now im here n omg i finally c simons diabolical plan.

we all no that amerikan idol is 1 of americas most evilest institutions since aarp write? well theres only 1 way that it cud get ne eviler other than joining forces w/ aarp. n thats combining forces w/ evil genetically engineered dinosaurs from an island off the coast of costa rica manufactured by a ugly old man w/ white hair n a cane w/ sum honey stuff on the end n a bug in it! it totally seemed thatz wut this place wuz!

we came up 2 sum big scurry gates. i wuz w/ my friend jeremy n niki/jess of course. these gates were big n obviously kept in sumthing big. but that wuznt even the scurriest thing! no! it wuz the sign on top!



ooo scurry. newayz we got in n totally realized simons fearsome plan. these poor bloodthirsty beasts. simon had totally crossed dino-bug genes w/ human singing genes! i heard rubens and justins n clay aikens singing everywhere. but the voices came from dinosaurs! wut had simon dun 2 them??!?! we saw a trex practicin 4 the comp!



Jeremiah: Dear God. Poor creature can't even hold the microphone up to his mouth. This is an insult to the disabled! Those with little, retard arms, that have no mobility or usefulness! You've gone too far this time, Simon. You've outdone the Muslims! And that is not an easy thing to do. You must be terrorized.... :cocks gun: ...Christian style!

jeremy wuz inspired n so wuz niki/jess! brontosauruses were singing dolly parton n that wuznt making her happy lol!

Niki/Jess: Die, gentle giant!

omg she totally shot them a few times but they just thought it wuz nats r sumthing n that pissed niki/jess off even more so she shot it sum more n it still didnt do nething. eventually she wuz just out of ammo lol.

luckily 4 us we had a plan! if simon wuz invading the dino gene pool (no not the kind u swim in lol) with good singing genes 2 make a good show mayb we cud invade the gene pool w/ bad singing genes!


2 help us we enlisted a fat nerdy guy named nedry. i had a feeling he wuz gonna die in sum totally funny way like getting spit on my a icky dino r sumthing but newayz he helped us gather 2gether sum real bad genes that we cud totally use 4 polluting the dino gene pool! sumhow he had a huge amt of...dee snyder genes! lol that wud do it. if we started infusing dinos w/ that we wud ruin simons plan 4 sure. thanx a lot dee!!!!

23 comments:

Jenny said...

hey Sylar, sorry I haven't been in much, I'm ready for your next adventure, maybe I should catch up on your previous one >.< comment on my blog sometime!

Mr. Bennet said...

Not Dee Snider!! Who's that?

I wish I were on an island with dinosaurs. I'd be a nay sayer saying "nay!" and eating Chilean Sea Bass!

Anonymous said...

What's going on sexy? It's been 10 days!!! We need you back! I'll let you eat my brains...;)

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It has been a while. Here I am, posting daily! And when I happen to be unable to post due to paperwork, I still manage to have someone post on my blog for me!

I'll probably finish my novel before you post again.

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