omg guyz! ull nvr belief wut happened! simon totally captured me! well his goons did newayz...
yea thats the meanie who took me away! :'(
newayz i wuz brought b4 simon who wuz being fed grapes by sanjaya. he wuz totally evil n took my laptop away n sanjaya sang a single note n caused the laptop 2 totally xplode! noooooO! i cried n cried n cried cuz i cudnt come on hear n tlk 2 u guys! i wuz as sad as a emo peter who got a de-emoed haircut.
newayz...simon being the mean poopyhead that he wuz...dcided not 2 kill me but 2 torture me! they subdoed me w/ a mind trick blocking iv thingie (mohindy style) n totally had sanjaya sing! my sensitive ears w/ there sensitive hearing wuz like almost gonna xplode! it wuz torture!
but luckily 4 me i wuz able 2 turn off the iv w/ my mind (even tho the iv wuz supposedly subdoing my mind trick (hmmm another plot hole (the 1st 1 being when i turned off mohindys iv w/ my mind (even tho it wuz supposedly subdoing my mind trick))). newayz sumhow i totally did it even tho i shudnt haf been able 2!
newayz sanjaya saw me mind trick untie myself n totally ran off screaming like a girl even more girly than me i dont no how that cud be possible. but i didnt get 2 kill him n i totally kneaded a brain. newayz i left the room n found a spare laptop yes n thats how i kin talk 2 u all again! im so happy! newayz i left the building i wuz in. it wuz totally empty i didnt no wear ne1 wuz! i didnt no wear niki/jess or jeremy wuz!
newayz once i got outside i realized y evry1 had left as sanjaya got eaten by a rampagous t-rex on the loose! luckily 4 him bad singers cant be digested so i new he wud be pooed out unharmed. but there were dinos on the loose! i totally had to xcape so i ran while trex wuz feasting on sanjaya!
so it wuznt long b4 i ran into this guy stalking sumthing in the bush. i totally new he wud be able 2 help me! he wuz looking at sumthing out in the jungle. i stepped up behind him n giggled. he turned 2 look at me n his eyes bulged like the pants of a hot boy who sees me in a dress!
sylarz: omg hi!!!
Muldoon: Clever girl.
i totally mind tricked open his skull n tore it off n mauled him like a ostrich in heat! xcept by ostrich i mean transvestite n by heat i mean hunger. i feasted on his brian. he totaly DID help me! i wuznt hungry nemore lol!
newayz it wuz then that i noticed wut he wuz looking at. little mean dinos! they charged at me! omg i prolly shudnt haf killed that guy!!!