Tuesday, April 24, 2007
omg i wuz so hi n hungry i totally kneaded sumthing 2 eat! so u no wut? it wuz time 4 a good ol fashioned killing spree! i hafnt rly been on 1 since my cross country adventure so i figured it wuz about time! unfrotuneatly i wuz in manhattan n wud cause a seen w/ a spree so i kneaded 2 go sumwhere no 1 cared about...new jersey!
once there n in a sity i wuz quickly greated by the local wildlife! a daughter of the street came up to me
icky prostitute woman: Lookin' for a good time, honey?
me!: ewwwww no ur a grl!!!!
she wuz licking her lips provocatively n i mind trick pulled her tongue out. she tried 2 scream but cudnt lol it wuz so funie! i totally froze her n her nippies stuck out how embarrassing! then i feasted on her brian.
a women then stepped out of a cab after a night of drinking. she had 2 wlk dwn a dark alley 2 get home n i followed her. she strted wlking faster n noticed i wuz behind her n she like turned around n omg tried to spray me with girly spray but i mind trick stopped her!
Woman: Please don't rape me!
me!: lolz dont flatter urself!
mmmm anuther brian in the belly as i tore her apart. 1 more target! a man w/ a garbage bag came up 2 me n showed me wut wuz inside
Street Hustler: Wanna buy a watch, man?
me!: timepeace lolz
Street Hustler: What the hell is a time piece?
me!: ur broken u silly billy goat!
i proseeded 2 brutally tare open his skull! he let out a bloodcurdling scream n i giggled in response as i removed his supple brain n took a bite
omg these brians were so good! they had nvr tasted this good b4. heavenly! my taste buds were dancing in joy as i feasted! i wish i cud alwayz xperience this but i had no stoned hippy brian left to amplify my taste buds! 2 bad but it wuz good while it lasted! i got 2 go on a killing spree n eat sum tastey brians! o well i had my fun i guess itz back 2 werk. i knead 2 find more pwrs!