101 wayz to cook a brain!

hi guyz! latly ive been thinking about my dream! no not my dream to be special or cheer or be with mohinder but anuther dream! a dream 2 be a famous cook were i teach peeps how 2 prepare the bestest dish of all! wut u ask? i think u no. brainz of course!



i already rote a book on the subject u may have seen in profile caleled 101 wayz to eat a brain. i rote it on scraps of toilet paper that my daddy stuffed in my mouth wen i wuz a bad boy. well i think itz abut time 2 adapt my masterpeace 2 the screen!

the funny thing iz, it doesnt really matter wut u cook a brain w/ they taste good prepared ne way. raw boiled broiled fried deep fried jerked poached baked itz all good! in fact u could prolly even roll the brain round in sum shards of glass n it wud still taste great! lol ive totally dun that b4.

newayz if i had a 1st eppie id have a simple recipe. dont wanna do nething that overtakes the brainz flava! so we throw r brain in a pot.


lol doesnt that look like so yummy! wut is it u ask? well its burning sugar water lol! i guess sum peeps wud call it carmel. wut do u think were making in this yummy concocshun. its a candy apple brainz style! mmm mmm! a candy brain! shove sum kind of sharp stick in that supple brain flesh and dig in! u made a tastey treat! espec good 4 around halloween. u can trick kids in2 eating them around that time lol.

so newayz that wud be my idea 4 my 1st show. if i wuznt so busy killing peeps and becoming special i may make a show like this. so wut do u guys think? once i settle down after my adventures r dun do i have a shot w this???