so ive been a lil down on myself recently. i realized i have no friendz! well outside of u online guyz the only peeps i have. so newayz i picked up my cell n gave my mom a call. yes even insane tranny brain eaters have moms lol!
me!: hi mom. its sylar
mom: oh hi gabe! how r u doing!
me!: moooom i told u i want to be called sylaaaar. gabe is a stupid name!
mom: oh im sorry hon im just not used 2 it! wut do u need gabe
me!: mom...i dont have ne friends.
mom: wut u mean gabe? uve told me about lots! wuteva happened to that nice family the walkeres?
me!: oh yea them. lol there uh on an expedition 2 mt everest
mom: i thought they had a young daughter?
me!: yeah...well theyre training her to be a marathon runner so thought climbing mt everest wud be good practice.
mom: oh i c. wut about that nice waitress in texas u told me about?
me!: uh yeah. she went off in search of the lost city of atlantis. i sure hope she finds it!
me!: yup thats write! she embarked from iceland last week!
mom: oh ok. well wut about that cheerleader u mentioned?
me!: i killed her.
mom: oh gabe, not again!
lol so yea thats pretty much how it went. my mom didnt make me feel ne better but after i put down the phone mohoindy walked out of the gas station n gave me a smile! wut wuz i thinking i did haf a friend and here he wuz write in front of me! hopefully i can get along w him and not like u no kill him. it wud be nice to haf sum1 to be mine. but only time will tell!