Sunday, February 18, 2007

i kin drink u under the table!

so mohindy and i were lookin 4 this girl. suposedly she wuz special. we found a bar she usualy goes 2. we didnt realy no wut we were lookin 4. so were there mingling wen we see this lil chick.



thats her! she wuz drinkin these guys under the table! big fat guys 2! and they were all losing. no1 cud beat this lil girl i didnt even understand it. so i figured i wuz special so i cud prolly beat her. so i challenged her 2 a drinking contest n thats where we stand now. im gonna document it! ill be stickin 2 wine coolers lol




wine cooler 1 vs straight shot tequila 1

mmmm this stuff is good! i feel jus a lil buzz nothin 2 bad. n she already looks hammered! im gonna win this 4 sure. i mean shes been drinkin alrdy n this iz my 1st drink!

wine cooler 2 vs margarita 6

OMHG i vant evin beleif thi! she kint evem get hwr straw!!! kik thiz iz soooioo funie!

kik mohindy ias wstching he iz laugjing at hert! kik. lokking at him noqw he iz like sooopopooo dreamy! i hop he lieks me.

wen coiler 3 vs voka 12

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omg i liked passed out! i think i wuz out 4 like 3 hours. newayz wen i woke up i saw mohindy tlking 2 the girl. he wuz tellin her sumthing about the list n his fathers research. i dont no if he wuz like trying to tell her she wuz on it or just pick her up lol. i hope not the last thing that wud make me jealous! newayz mohindy wuz prty drunk so i got him a cab 2 take him back 2 the hotel. it must have been werid 4 him to sit in the BACK of 1 of those lol.

so then it wuz just me and girly alone. we wuz the only 1s left in the bar other then the bartender. the bartender wuz a prty hot guy so i didnt want 2 kill him so i asked teh girl if she wanted 2 go back 2 my place. she said no. who cud turn down such hotness????

newayz it seemed she wuz the special 1 n i had no other choice! so i like totally had 2 kill her...and the hot bartender 2 (sigh). but wen i ate her brain which totally tasted like alcohol i didnt get drunk! i like totally suceeded! i got the pwr to not get drunk or sumthing! ya! im totally gettin more special day by day!

24 comments:

Svetlana Smith said...

When you get back to NY, I'm challenging you to a drinking contest.

Two bottles of vodka. Straight.

If I lose, you can have my brain. If I win, well, let's just say it won't be my fault when you wake up with all your body hair shaved off. ^^

Mr. Bennet said...

Your brain-thievery has gone too far!

Svetlana Smith said...

Just wait, mr glasses. He may have the power to drink as much alcohol as he thinks he can without getting drunk, but I come from a long line of chronic alcohol drinkers. We're Russian. Drinking isn't something we do -- it's a way of life. A family birthright, if you will. It is...an art.

I got two bottles of vodka sitting here waiting for you, mr brainz! If you don't get here soon, I may have to drink both of them for you, and that would make me very sad because I've heard that drunk transvestite brain eaters are a real blast to be around when inebriated. Not that I'd know from personal experience or anything...

Sylar said...

ill get there as soon as i kin!
i guess with this pwr im not gonna b a cheep date nemore lol

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