ok. ive finally come 2 except it. i am a girly man! ive always thought i just had natural thoughts about liking boyz. after all dont they alwayz say that all guyz go thru a boy liking faze? i thought thatz wut wuz happening 2 me (even tho it wuz like a rly rly long faze). but ive excepted it now! im a girl in a mans body! i like playin dress up n wearing makup n shopping n cheerleading n boyz! how did i like come to this silly idea? well becuz i met n killed my bizarro sylar lol!
while i am a girl in a guyz body this ugly chick wuz totally the other way round. a girlie in a mans body! she even had a boyz name dale and a boyz job fixing cars n getting dirty (a proper girl shud never be getting her hands dirty! this iz y i use my super mind trick 2 kill peeps) seeing her fight against wut she truly wuz made me realize i wuz like totally doing the same thing!
i wundered if the 2 of us were totally mixed up in the rong body. maybe she wuz in mine and i wuz in hers! lol i totally hope not cuz she is like a lot uglier girl than me even with me being a guy. c?
yuck! i here she iz lana's relative sumhow. i hope lana isnt as manly as she! newayz wen faced with my bizarro sylar i had no choice but 2 destroy her. just like the bsb's were alwayz tryin to destroy n sync. those 2 bizarro boy bands cud not exist in the same wrld n neither cud i w/ bizarro sylar! so i killed her pretty good. my new arch-opposite wuz gone. now i kin be at piece w who i am n the wrld is in balance again! er wait...didnt me killing bizarro sylar bring the wrld OUT of balance? maybe i wuznt supposed to kill her at all. oh well i guess i took the correct action 4 being as totally evil as i am.
oh and i got nuther pwr. supper hearing or sumthing! not only did i rid the wrld of a man girl but i got specialer as i did. one bird w two stones lol! ttyl!