omg its been a wild trip! but now im in my hotel room lol. lil do they no i have no money and will be skipping on the bill and if ne1 tries to stop me they totally lose there brain!
but newayz i had a good adventure 2day. 1st of all i wuz driving thru penn. it wuz cold up here n i had stolen a convertible! so i like had 2 do something. good thing i killed some hissy girl who had the power to like, tilt the earths axis! so i like did and it totally started getting warmer! all the grass turned brown and died it wuz awesum!
i wuz driving a long time n wuz getting lonely. i saw a hitchhiker a nerdy lookin guy so i figured id pick him up! so we drove 4 a lil while, but my void of loneliness wuznt filled! so we got 2 an outlet mall n i pulled over. i went into the store and came back w/ sumthing 4 my new friend!
omg u should like totally put these on i said.
wut? he said. he wuz confused.
just put um on or ill slap u mr man! i retorted smartly.
lol. it sure wuznt mr glasses. it wuz just sum weirdo in glasses! i guess i kinda missed him. mr glasses that is. we had sum good times when he wuznt drugging me n i wuznt trying to like kill his family. o well. this geek wuznt going to fill wut mr glasses left. so i killed him n ate his brain n threw him out of the car lol.
newayz i finally got to ny state yay! i pulled into syracuse and saw a big game wuz goin on or sumthing! there were cheerleaders n stuff about! this culd b my big chance to cheer!
wen i got 2 the stadium tho i didnt see ne cheerleaders. i guess they were out on the court already. sylars a sad panda. but i did see a big fat orange guy in a suit! so i killed him and got in it. if i couldnt be in a sexy skimpy cheer outfit at least i culd cheer! so i did.
and now i rest! b4 the big day when i arrive in nyc! cant wait lol
final body count for trip: 86