Saturday, February 10, 2007
sylars silly cross-country adventure pt. 5!
omg i made it 2 washington our nations capital home of paul revere's midnite ride and tiananman square lol! this wuld be a good place 4 me to cause mischief. i hadnt eaten in a long time n wuz real hungry. AND i wuz in this city w/ an opportunity n i figured i better use it.
wut opportunity u ask? well its simple. ive been eating dumb hillbilly brainz and theyve been tasting pretty yucky nothing like brian davis brain which tasted awesome! so ive formulated a theory. brain tasteyness is in a positive correlation with smarts! rednecks are stupid wich = yucky brainz. brian davis wuz a big nerd = awesum brainz! and here in washington there r sum of the smartest peeps in the world. so i figured why not go 4 the smartest of them all n taste tru brain delicacy. thats right. im wuz gonna eat george bushs brain!
so i thought to myself where would r prez be in times of terrorism and natl crisis. eureka! the golf course. so i went there and there he wuz playing a quick round of 36. security wuznt even that tight since cheney wuz his golf partner and had a shotgun in his golfbag.
so i like totally walked right up 2 them n mind tricked all the secret service peeps into frozenness. cheney sumhow managed to get free tho and took a few shots w his shotgun. he killed a few agents b4 i could stop his moving 2 lol.
so there i wuz face to face w/ the big man himself. he looked @ me w/ power and confidence. i tried to pry his skull open.
but sumthing happened! he didnt have a power but sumthing wuz hindering me. it...seemed to b his sheer intelligence. we stood there staring at each other engaged in a mental battle. my super mind trick vs his immortal level of knowledge. neither of us, like made any ground on the other! and i couldnt resort to physical violence as we all kno how that turned out. so i gave up. he wuz my equal lol! i never thought i wood c the day that i met my match but it wuz like totally here! i shook his hand and he smiled his great wizdom upon me. we spected each other.
so as 2 not waste nething i mind tricked 1 of the agents that cheney shot and took his brain 4 my lunch. i still needed 2 eat gosh! not quite the delicacy i had hoped 4 but a meal newayz lol! hopefully i find sum special people brain soon that wood prolly taste as good. n ill prolly find that in ny n im almost there!
there may b 1 more stop til i get there! tty then! luv u lots!
body count for trip - 84 (if u count cheney lol)