whoopsies! i wuz given sum false info on where zane taylor wuz. he wuznt in ny! he wuz in virginie! and i wuz just there! aaaaarch. stupid maximilian told me the wrong place! who is maximilian u ask? well he is the charlie to my angels (me). he tells me were i need to go n wut i need to do! actually i think maximilian is just a voice in my head since i have no friends. hmmm. im a sad panda.
but newayz sumhow made up maximilian directed me in the write direction of va n i found zane. he had a power to like t-1000-ize metals! now i no wut ur thinking. terminator 2? that is so NOT a chick flick. but arnold wuz real hot in it!
so zanes power seemed prty useless but oh well i hadnt eaten special people brain in like 4ever so i wasted little time in using my famed super mind trick! bam! skull pulled off yummy brain revealed. its so convenient the way i chop off heads the brain stays right in the bottom part like its a bowl lol! so i ate sum brain straight from his head and it wuz like amazing. prolly not as good as pres bush brain but still prty good!
n then sumthing totally awesum happened! a dr suresh came to the place! i think it was chandys sun and wuz totally hot! like omg! he wuz on a search 4 other special peeps n i convinced him to let me join! yay! we wud be like a crime fighting team! xcept i wud prolly be endorsing crime instead of stopping it lol.
we wud be such an amazing team! maybe i cud corrupt him lol. hmmm. hopefully he doesnt find out i killed his daddy. he may throw a hissy fit! thats wut id do. newayz were off to find more special peeps.
maybe 1 day we can end up like this, the pic below. hehe (dont wrry mohindy im just trying to make svetlana jealous. she doesnt want me to eat her brain :sadsylar: )