omg we totally made it out just in time as simons evil house crashed dwn on us!  we strted 2 swim up 2wards the surface but it wuz a long swim n jeremy cudnt breathe underwtr like i cud!  he wuz out of air n we were only halfway up 2 the surface!
i totally kneaded 2 do sumthing!  i did wut ne male strait or otherwize wud do.  i pressed my hot lips against his n breathed into his mouth!!!  his eyes like got all wide!  i thought at 1st he liked it.  but then i realized i wuz not breathing air in my lungs n omg i totally pushed wtr into his lungs!  whoops!
we got 2 the surface n i dragged him 2 shore.  we met niki there who had sumhow xcaped in a sub!  i used my pwr 2 no how things werked n realized...he wuznt werking!  his heart had stopped!
i wuznt gonna lose anuther guy!  not after urkman n joey!  i pounded onto his chest n totally made out with him sum more!  but it wuz no use.  he wuz like dead!   WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY???!
Niki/Jess: Hmmm...seems Simon's won this one, eh?
me!: NOOOooooOOOoooOOoocoOOoOOOooO!!!!!!  i mean yes.  we must kill him once n 4 all!
so that wuz it! we packed up jeremys bloated waterfilled corpse into r pickup truck.  n got rdy 2 drive off.  i wuz a sad sylar. :(
o n read my burnt toast post.  i got 2 take a much kneaded break from simon hunting.  til next time.  a sad toodles.
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