so i made it to nashville when my car ran out of gas :( i wuz 2 busy singing along 2 j timberlakes newest song to notice the diff! sumtimes i get caught up w/ him lol.
but now im stuck in this cursed city! if i wuz superman (which i pretty much am) then nashville would b my kryptonite! hicks evrywhere! and country music! ahhhh that music! i didnt kno there were songs that werent about dancing and hotness! oh this music is terrible. well if there wuz ne city that deserved a mass murder spree it wood b this 1 lol.
but there wuz 1 good thing. the opry mills mega mall! omg more shopping. 1st thing i did wuz hit up bed bath n beyond!
i picked up this nice set of lotions there! it makes my skin feel so smooth! i need all the help i kin get with this southern sun drying me up like a prune!
but i noticed sumthing. walking through the mall and even the streets of nashville these peeps didnt seem to appreciate a guy wearing lipstick w/ a dress. or maybe it wuz becuz when i came up 2 a street performer playing a banjo his music made me angry (and i wuz hungry) so i ate his playing fingers! lol i kno wut ur thinkin i eat brains right? well i wanted to try sumthing new. it didnt taste good. so i ate his brain neways. but i kind of did this in the middle of the street in broad daylight so i needed a disguise!
lol this is the kind of outfit country hicks wear right? i thought so. but i needed to get away from the eat! so where would be the last place that a tranny boy-band loving brain eater would go? the country music hall of fame lol!
i avoided the heat there but at wut price! there were hillbillies and yokels evrywhere! it wuz terrible. i didnt stay incognito 2 well becuz i killed a couple peeps just 4 there intrest in country lol! i guess im not quite the master of diguise i make myself out to be.
so i decided i needed to get out of there be4 i have to kill many police officers. i should only kill wut i need 4 food and not be wasteful. so i mind trick pushed my stolen truck (cant push it myself might break a nail) 2 the gas station and filled it up. silly gas station man thought i had to pay 4 it so i killed him 2 lol. but i didnt eat his brain i just threw it on the seat next to me so i could have a nice snack 4 the road. i cant be eating 2 many brains i might get fat!
but now im on the road again. not 2 much damage wuz done to me in that cursed city of country. hopefully i never see it again. i cant wait til i get out of these redneck states!
body count for trip: 7