A, Like, Return to Sexiness!

OMG, hi guys, it's been so long! Sorry for like, my totally long absence, but after I ate that hot guy's brain I kinda had to go 'n try to kill Petey, lol! I was planning on posting right after that, I swear! But I got stabbed and, like, had to nurse myself back to sexiness with some icky turtles!

Ewww, they were gross...



But there is some news that's da bomb! Eating that guy's brains gave me the power of super grammar, as you can see! I don't type like a teenage girl anymore! But don't worry, I still act like one, lol. Anyways, with this hella ability I can prolly totally seduce smart guys like Mohindy! Yay!

Well, I guess that's about it for now! I'm kinda busy gaining the super awesome power of being a turtle ninja! It's hella sweet. But I just wanted to let all my friends know that if they miss me, I'll be back! Not yet, though, I'm thinking somewhere around September 24th or something, that date seems about right.

In the meantime you can read about my past adventures until then! Why not catch up with my former BFF, Future Sylar? Or maybe one of my fun times with Mr Glasses (I miss him :( ). Or my epic battle with Simon Cowell! So much fun to read up on! Just check out my blog archives on the right!

Remember guys, leave the love if you want me to start posting again on September 24! If you've all forgotten about me, I won't bother :(, but if you want more Sylarz, drop me a comment, lol! Hope to ttyl!