Sunday, September 30, 2007

Opposite Day!

Hey guys! I've been like, searching for friends 'n stuff! I realized that Dr. Phil was like totally right! If only he had agreed to be my friend, he'd like, still be alive, lol. Oh well! I hate bald guys anyways. They're icky!

So I went to option #2, which was like, a totally sexy option, involving a man with some sweet, hot rims. Mr. Glasses! He left me a comment on this post the other day and it made me think of something! I knew his screen name and totally gave him an IM!

Mr. Glasses hurt me. Oh well! I guess I'll have to kill his daughter sometime, lol! Wait, I would have done that anyways, lol! Anyways! I need to find someone else to be my friend! Maybe I should look to some of my Burnt Toast Diner internet friend bloggers! But who?!?!?!


Heidi Petrelli said...

Hey, I know someone who would love you. Angela Petrelli. I can give you her address if you want.

Elizabeth said...

I can be your friend, Gabriel.

Maya Herrera said...

You kill people too?! Are you consumed with guilt afterwards and cry to the heavens?