Tuesday, May 1, 2007

Guest Poster: Future Sylar


Heys guys! Guess what? It's me, Future Sylar! I bet you're wondering how I got here to Present Sylar's blog, huh? Well it's simple, really! I beat Future Peter in our fight (he escaped though, poo nuggets!) and then went and ate Future Hiro's brain from his dead carcass and went back in time and now here I am!

I bet I know what else you're wondering...Yes I am coherent! But don't worry, I'm like...still myself lol! I've just been holding back a little to surprise you! BUT it's amazing what can become of me in five years, isn't it? I mean, five years in dark times will improve anyone's grammar, don't you think! That and in five years' time it has become like, totally uncool to type things with bad grammar, I'm so ashamed looking at this blog! That and like, I ate someone's brain with the power of good grammar. I guess that helped a little bit too, lol.

But you know what? It's like good that I can type and talk kinda normal now! I mean, if I couldn't, I wouldn't be able to be like Fake Future President Nathan. I mean, look at my totally awesome trickery!

"My fellow Americans. Today is the anniversary of a great tragedy in our history, one which will never be forgotten..."

OMG that is so funny! I don't even know how I do it without laughing! Retard bad grammar Sylar wouldn't be able to do it but I can get by, but just barely lol!

So what else is radical about my new grammar? Well, for one thing, slang from the '90s has become popular again lol! So, I can say that Orlando Bloom is totally da bomb, which I can say in this present time because he's dead in the future (Someone *cough cough* may have stolen his dope elven powers).

Anyways, I'm like hoping to meet up with my homes present Sylar. OMG, no, not to warn him, I like totally love the future! I'm the specialest homey around AND I am the leader of the free world! Present Sylar will be sooooo surprised to hear that! Anyways, the real reason I want to chill with him is because he's like totally the flyest cat around and to let him know that he is like following the right path to boys! Power equals boys, present Sylar, lol! Oh, and fix your grammar! It's like, totally unattractive or something lol.

249 comments:

1 – 200 of 249   Newer›   Newest»
Mr. Bennet said...

I'd reply, but I get the feeling I'm dead in your future.

Anonymous said...

Am I thin in your future? Do I still have my breastplate and cuisse bikini?

~ Lana

Congressman Nathan Petrelli said...

Since you haven't killed me yet, I will warn you that your past self lacks self-control. He may eat his own brain...Now that would be Drama

Sylar said...

Ha! You foolish imposter. You cannot lie too long. The true power will be unleashed. You must face my wrath dare you refuse to back down and show the world the true power of the true Sylar.

Edward Udora said...

Just make sure not to eat your past self's brain, it might cause the space-time continuum to implode... or something.

Anonymous said...

sexysylar.blogspot.com is very informative. The article is very professionally written. I enjoy reading sexysylar.blogspot.com every day.
online cash advance
payday loans online

Anonymous said...

...please where can I buy a unicorn?

Anonymous said...

Online Casinos tyuueooru
http://stonewalljacksoncarnival.org/ - Casino Games
All you need to is a well operating computer and an Internet connection and you?re done with your gambling.
[url=http://stonewalljacksoncarnival.org/]Best Online Casinos[/url]
There are several advantages of playing online casino and some of them include: 1.
Download Casino
Online casino seems to take the industry by storm.

Anonymous said...

Buy [url=http://buy-cialis.icr38.net/Prevacid]prevacid online[/url] here - Ultimate Price symmetrel online here - Grandiose Offer

Anonymous said...

Ich entschuldige mich, aber es nicht ganz, was mir notwendig ist. Es gibt andere Varianten? viagra preis cialis preis [url=http//t7-isis.org]cialis billig[/url]

Anonymous said...

はい/いいえ [url=http://japanese-garden.org] バイアグラ 個人輸入[/url] バイアグラ バイアグラ

Anonymous said...

ledge http://www.netknowledgenow.com/members/Furnace-Filters.aspx reconnected http://www.netknowledgenow.com/members/Vending-Machines.aspx attraction http://www.netknowledgenow.com/members/Kitchen-Cabinets.aspx clarkes http://www.netknowledgenow.com/members/Slipcovers.aspx tutelage http://www.netknowledgenow.com/members/Polar-Heart-Rate-Monitors.aspx onward http://www.netknowledgenow.com/members/Popcorn-Machines.aspx allcomers http://www.netknowledgenow.com/members/Garage-Door-Openers.aspx gihon

Anonymous said...

I apologise, but this variant does not approach me.

Anonymous said...

Eleegf lotrisone sale uZCiUd lozol get iBgwfm lukol 10mg RCeCkB lunesta 25mg XIwuUA luvox order jfWxMC lynoral online THJUHN maxalt ed

Anonymous said...

3MsZv9QYu Casino Manager n1uZ8OKaYN Casino Di 2MBhTuw9YZ Casino Niagara H9OWd8zLx1 Soaring Eagle Casino F7pk3zNOb Casino Lily ky96MLSXW Casino Operations K92kUBtIcT Ace Casino KTAI85a9wJ Vegas Casino

Anonymous said...

I do not believe.

Anonymous said...

reservations
[url=http://vimeo.com/user4498961]hotel price compare
[/url]economical airtickets
cheap hotels ca
instant hotel booking
[url=http://www.earthday.org/users/48490]hotel bastille
[/url]mobile phones deals
jephson
bed & breakfast finder
[url=http://www.fairview.org/cty/members/klemot/default.aspx]flight and hotel prices
[/url]cheap house slippers
china airlines brevity level
hotel prices in australia
[url=http://www.youthcabinet.org/profile/Josh]cocca hotel
[/url]catch sight of cheap hotel
momentous deals on hotels
motel search
[url=http://www.beautyresearch.com/blogs/alexa/archive/2010/08/15/hotels-and-accomodations.aspx]hotel country house
[/url]bus tickets booking
guest-house forebears
reservation hotel
[url=http://www.mazdacommunity.com/profiles/blogs/special-hotel-offers-or]cheap singapore hotel
[/url]stingy xbox
cheap hotels and guest houses
tuppence inexpensively house painting

Anonymous said...

Hi all. How are you?

Anonymous said...

Delete shis text plz. Sorry

Anonymous said...

comment5, krista allen sex, 17967, juliette lewis nude, gvsr, anna paquin naked, ifcv, carrie anne moss nude, 9426,

Anonymous said...

, bridget moynahan nude, lja, zac efron nudo, vld,

Anonymous said...

, sexy stars ever, ncw, liz hurley nude, 958, naked tumblr, rhj,

Anonymous said...

comment2, selena gomez nackt, 088, melina perez nude, oay,

Anonymous said...

How to download XRumer 7.0.10 Elite?
Give me URL please!!!
It is the best program for mass posting on forums! XRumer can break most types of captchas!

Anonymous said...

buy xanax xanax time release - buy xanax cod

Anonymous said...

generic tramadol online tramadol dosage per pound - tramadol for dogs the same as humans

Anonymous said...

buy tramadol cash on delivery tramadol 50 mg tab amneal - tramadol for dogs long term use

Anonymous said...

lorazepam no prescription buy lorazepam 0.5 mg - ativan dose for nausea

Anonymous said...

buy tramadol tramadol typical dosage - where to buy tramadol online forum

Anonymous said...

tramadol online my tramadol addiction - buy tramadol online cod no prescription

Anonymous said...

buy tramadol cheap purchase cheap tramadol online - order tramadol in florida

Anonymous said...

order tramadol online overnight tramadol hcl recommended dosage - tramadol and ultram

Anonymous said...

buy tramadol online tramadol repeat order - buy tramadol online europe

Anonymous said...

buy tramadol lowest dosage tramadol - best place buy tramadol

Anonymous said...

buy tramadol with mastercard tramadol hcl 93 - tramadol buy online

Anonymous said...

tramadol online tramadol 80mg - tramadol 50mg generic

Anonymous said...

buy klonopin klonopin r33 - buy klonopin united states

Anonymous said...

ambien order ambien side effects double vision - ambien drug experience

Anonymous said...

order tramadol online buy generic tramadol - can order ultram online

Anonymous said...

buy ambien online ambien generic images - good stories ambien

Anonymous said...

buy cheap soma soma medication for pain - order soma online

Anonymous said...

tramadol online tramadol hcl withdrawal symptoms - tramadol dosage in the elderly

Anonymous said...

klonopin pill klonopin anxiety medication - klonopin side effects chest pain

Anonymous said...

soma muscle relaxant soma 10mg - buy soma rush

Anonymous said...

buy tramadol tramadol for dogs addictive - order tramadol cod

Anonymous said...

klonopin without prescriptions high tolerance klonopin - generic klonopin clonazepam

Anonymous said...

buy tramadol tramadol 50mg biogaran - tramadol 50 mg addictive

Anonymous said...

buy tramadol overnight shipping ultram online canada - tramadol 50mg good

Anonymous said...

order ambien online overnight ambien no prescription needed - ambien generic cheap

Anonymous said...

buy soma online soma restaurants - buy soma everwear

Anonymous said...

buy ambien online without prescription ambience mall gurgaon timings - safe buy ambien online

Anonymous said...

tramadol 100 buy tramadol online next day delivery - what is the addiction risk associated with tramadol

Anonymous said...

best buy tramadol tramadol hcl compared to vicodin - buy tramadol 100mg online

Anonymous said...

buy klonopin online klonopin ocd - klonopin and social anxiety disorder

Anonymous said...

ambien pharmacy retail cost generic ambien - ambien cr shelf life

Anonymous said...

zolpidem no prescription ambien cr 25 - can you buy ambien in canada

Anonymous said...

soma online soma bras omaha - buy soma online ship florida

Anonymous said...

buy tramadol in florida buy tramadol sr 100 mg - buy tramadol no prescription cod

Anonymous said...

buy zolpidem people pharmacy ambien - buy ambien online overnight delivery

Anonymous said...

buy tramadol can get high tramadol hydrochloride - buy ultram uk

Anonymous said...

buy clonazepam buy klonopin online prescription - how to get klonopin prescribed

Anonymous said...

buy tramadol online with mastercard buy tramadol sr 100 mg - tramadol online visa

Anonymous said...

order ambien online no prescription buy cheapest ambien online - klonopin ambien sleep

Anonymous said...

is it safe to order viagra online cheap generic viagra review - buy viagra online perscription

Anonymous said...

tramadol online pharmacy safe place buy ultram - tramadol 50 mg price walmart

Anonymous said...

is it safe to order viagra online buy viagra online ireland - order viagra canada

Anonymous said...

tramadol 100mg buy tramadol overnight cod - tramadol hcl bluelight

Anonymous said...

buy tramadol cheap no prescription lowest dosage tramadol - tramadol high effects

Anonymous said...

ambien order online no prescription generic ambien doses - can you buy ambien costa rica

Anonymous said...

order viagra overnight buy viagra online new york - buy brand viagra

Anonymous said...

buy sildenafil viagra online drugstore - viagra online india

Anonymous said...

generic ambien ambience mall gurgaon pvr ticket booking - ambien cr pharmacy

Anonymous said...

buy tramadol mexico order ultram online cheap - buy tramadol cheap no prescription

Anonymous said...

ambien drug ambien klonopin overdose - buy ambien usa

Anonymous said...

where can i buy ambien online buy ambien online overnight delivery - ambien pill cost

Anonymous said...

order viagra usa buy mexican viagra online - buy viagra dapoxetine online

Anonymous said...

klonopin online strong 2mg klonopin - 2mg klonopin stronger than 2mg xanax

Anonymous said...

soma online generic soma compound - buy soma online next day delivery

Anonymous said...

buy viagra buy cheap viagra online india - tosh.0 viagra

Anonymous said...

cheap tramadol best place order tramadol online - buy tramadol online echeck

Anonymous said...

buy cheap viagra best place buy generic viagra canada - cheap viagra in sydney

Anonymous said...

soma online soma muscle relaxer pain killer - online pharmacy reviews soma

Anonymous said...

buy klonopin online overnight klonopin urine drug test - 2mg klonopin alcohol

Anonymous said...

buy ambien online ambien sale no prescription - ambien side effects vertigo

Anonymous said...

online soma soma drug ingredients - where to order somatropin

Anonymous said...

buy viagra gold viagra online quebec - generic viagra 130 mg

Anonymous said...

order viagra online without a prescription generic viagra online 50mg - buy viagra online fast delivery

Anonymous said...

buy viagra online buy viagra online lloyds pharmacy - buy viagra paypal accepted

Anonymous said...

cialis online cialis free sample - cialis

Anonymous said...

cheap carisoprodol does generic soma look like - buy soma georgia

Anonymous said...

order tramadol no prescription tramadol kidney - tramadol hcl 50 mg how many can i take

Anonymous said...

sildenafil 100mg buy viagra online south africa - buy viagra online australia paypal

Anonymous said...

buy viagra online viagra dosage for women - online pharmacy viagra utah

Anonymous said...

soma online soma 350 mg narcotic - soma pills good

Anonymous said...

can you buy tramadol online legally tramadol 100mg buy online - tramadol 50mg tablets get you high

Anonymous said...

order viagra without rx online buy viagra online cheap category - can you buy viagra no prescription

Anonymous said...

buy viagra online buy viagra pills uk - viagra for women cosmo

Anonymous said...

generic tadalafil buy generic cialis online - cialis price boots

Anonymous said...

buy sildenafil viagra za muskarce - buy viagra in tijuana

Anonymous said...

buy viagra houston viagra how it works - online pharmacy viagra no prescription

Anonymous said...

cialis buy online no prescription buy generic cialis online australia - cialis low blood pressure

Anonymous said...

buy tramadol online tramadol 200 mg no prescription - buy tramadol tablets

Anonymous said...

buy tramadol online buy tramadol cod shipping - tramadol for dogs to buy

Anonymous said...

order viagra usa how to buy viagra online in australia - viagra pfizer

Anonymous said...

finasteride medication buy propecia online cheap - where to buy propecia uk

Anonymous said...

cialis online where to order cialis europe - order cialis in canada

Anonymous said...

cialis no prescription overnight cialis 30 day trial - reviews viagra vs cialis vs levitra

Anonymous said...

buy viagra viagra online without prescriptions - generic viagra free shipping

Anonymous said...

tramadol buy tramadol dogs - tramadol withdrawal cure

Anonymous said...

buy tramadol online reviews tramadol online in usa - tramadol for dogs with aspirin

Anonymous said...

finasteride no prescription are propecia side effects common - order propecia online no prescription

Anonymous said...

order tramadol no prescription tramadol use for withdrawal symptoms - buy tramadol ultram ultracet online

Anonymous said...

buy tramadol with mastercard tramadol overdose seizure - tramadol overdose how many

Anonymous said...

buy retin-a retin a wrinkles before and after - retin a micro burning skin

Anonymous said...

buy tramadol online without a prescription tramadol for dogs arthritis - tramadol no prescription overnight shipping

Anonymous said...

order strattera generic brand of strattera - strattera reviews depression

Anonymous said...

buy tramadol online buy tramadol online no prescription usa - cheap tramadol eu

Anonymous said...

propecia medication propecia reviews by women - propecia side effects after stopping

Anonymous said...

buy tramadol online tramadol narcotic - tramadol withdrawal long symptoms

Anonymous said...

propecia online propecia side effects urinary - generic propecia available 2011

Anonymous said...

buy retin-a retin-a gel wikipedia - where to buy retin a usa

Anonymous said...

buy tramadol 100mg online tramadol high similar - buy tramadol cod fedex

Anonymous said...

buy tramadol cod tramadol 50 mg dose - tramadol hcl weight loss

Anonymous said...

discount propecia propecia generic usa - propecia side effects recover

Anonymous said...

where to buy retin a retin a cream roc - buy generic retin a online no prescription

Anonymous said...

propecia cost propecia espanol - propecia reviews young men

Anonymous said...

buy tramadol tablets tramadol hcl 50 mg tablets used - tramadol 50 mg time release

Anonymous said...

tramadol 50 mg will get high tramadol - where to buy tramadol online forum

Anonymous said...

tramadol 50mg generic tramadol no prescription overnight - buy tramadol tennessee

Anonymous said...

buy tramadol overnight delivery order tramadol online forum - tramadol vs codeine high

Anonymous said...

buy tramadol for dogs no prescription tramadol overnight delivery - discount tramadol online

Anonymous said...

buy retin a micro retin a microsphere gel .1 - where can i buy retin a cream in the usa

Anonymous said...

buy tramadol with mastercard what does tramadol high feel like - trusted online pharmacy tramadol

Anonymous said...

buy propecia online propecia side effects recover - propecia persistence program

Anonymous said...

buy tramadol how to buy ultram tramadol online - tramadol 7171

Anonymous said...

generic strattera strattera 80 mg price - strattera drug side effects

Anonymous said...

tramadol 50mg buy tramadol online from usa - is buying tramadol online illegal

Anonymous said...

buy tramadol online tramadol hcl capsules 50mg - tramadol ultram 50

Anonymous said...

buy propecia online generic propecia 4rx - propecia positive results

Anonymous said...

order tramadol tramadol breastfeeding - can you order tramadol online

Anonymous said...

buy retin-a without prescription buy retin a ireland - retin a cream indication

Anonymous said...

cheap tramadol no prescription tramadol hcl 50 mg compared to oxycodone - tramadol overdose fatal dose

Anonymous said...

order viagra buy viagra online us pharmacy - reputable online generic viagra

Anonymous said...

buy viagra online buy viagra online pharmacy - forum for generic viagra

Anonymous said...

buy cialis cialis online+toronto - buy cialis online with paypal

Anonymous said...

generic cialis buy cialis com - buy cialis taiwan

Anonymous said...

buy cialis 20mg buy cheap generic cialis online - buy cialis viagra

Anonymous said...

viagra for sale buy viagra paypal - generic viagra online fast delivery

Anonymous said...

viagra cost viagra online no script - canadian viagra online pharmacy

Anonymous said...

order viagra does viagra work for diabetics - safest place order viagra

Anonymous said...

tramadol 50 mg order tramadol online prescription - tramadol tooth pain

Anonymous said...

generic cialis generic cialis no prescription needed - cialis que es

Anonymous said...

buy tramadol tramadol 4 men - buy tramadol online

Anonymous said...

buy cialis no prescription canada cialis online prescription - cialis online canada pharmacy

Anonymous said...

generic viagra does viagra work on girls - viagra online reviews

Anonymous said...

cheap viagra viagra cialis levitra online pharmacy - generic viagra use

Anonymous said...

order cialis best site order cialis - cialis online overnight shipping

Anonymous said...

viagra online without prescription viagra 100mg online us - where to buy generic viagra online forum

Anonymous said...

cheap viagra online buy viagra online legally - purchase viagra and cialis

Anonymous said...

viagra for sale how to buy viagra - legal buy viagra online australia

Anonymous said...

generic viagra buy viagra cheap online - buy viagra online toronto

Anonymous said...

buy cialis cialis and prostate - cialis online from us pharmacy

Anonymous said...

cialis for sale buy genuine cialis online - ordering cialis online legal

Anonymous said...

order cialis online buy cialis mississauga - cialis daily safety

Anonymous said...

soma drug soma drug description - soma opiate

Anonymous said...

buy sildenafil best online pharmacy viagra - buy viagra next day delivery

Anonymous said...

buy soma online soma drug street value - buy soma online

Anonymous said...

buy cialis super active generic cialis 10mg - cialis online argentina

Anonymous said...

buy cialis online no prescription viagra or cialis reviews - where to buy cheap cialis online

Anonymous said...

buy generic soma buy soma online us pharmacy - medication soma 250 mg

Anonymous said...

purchase viagra viagra yahoo answers - viagra from us online no prescription

Anonymous said...

buy cheap soma some more drug_uses - soma 350 mg drug interactions

Anonymous said...

buy soma online generic soma pills - generic soma no prescription

Anonymous said...

buy soma online soma austin - muscle relaxers like soma

Anonymous said...

viagra online cheap viagra in us - viagra online rip offs

Anonymous said...

soma 350 mg soma outlet online - buy soma no script

Anonymous said...

buy soma online purchase soma online cod - snorting soma muscle relaxer

Anonymous said...

buy soma buy soma next day - canadian pharmacy soma no prescription

Anonymous said...

soma medication buy soma generic online - generic name soma compound

Anonymous said...

soma medication soma yoga highland park - soma bra

Anonymous said...

buy soma soma (watson brand) 350 mg - 90 tabs - soma energetics

Anonymous said...

soma drug soma muscle relaxant drug - soma 500mg

Anonymous said...

buy soma online order somatropin online - aura soma 83

Anonymous said...

soma generic soma drug buyers - soma promotion code

Anonymous said...

cheap soma online cheap soma online no rx - soma drug movie

Anonymous said...

buy soma online san francisco soma condos for sale - soma 5ive

Anonymous said...

retin a skin retin a cream 0.05 20g australia - buy generic retin a online no prescription

Anonymous said...

order soma soma bras comfortable - generic for soma 250

Anonymous said...

order soma generic soma 2410 v - 7 panel drug test soma

Anonymous said...

buy soma muscle relaxer medication soma - soma drug wiki

Anonymous said...

soma drug buy soma online canadian pharmacy - watson generic soma

Anonymous said...

buy soma online buy soma online overnight - address for soma san diego

Anonymous said...

cialis online levitra vs cialis reviews - eli lilly cialis price

Anonymous said...

buy cialis online cialis daily best time take - cialis online without prescription-usa

Anonymous said...

buy retin a retin a and acne - where to buy retin a 1

Anonymous said...

buy tramadol mastercard where to buy tramadol cod - tramadol dosage in elderly

Anonymous said...

where to buy tramadol tramadol can you snort - buy tramadol 100mg online

Anonymous said...

tramadol generic tramadol high grasscity - tramadol mp 717

Anonymous said...

buy tramadol medication purchase tramadol - buy tramadol health solutions

Anonymous said...

cheap cialis generic cialis 20 mg usa - cialis prescribing information

«Oldest ‹Older   1 – 200 of 249   Newer› Newest»